I'm a fan (and you should be too) because... Say Anything's music is better than anything you could find on the radio. Max Bemis is a god, and his lyrics are proof. Everything they've ever made from Menorah Mejorah, Baseball and Junior Varisty to Is/Was a Real Boy and In Defense have been fucking incredible.

Say Anything is my favorite band.
I'm a fan.
That's all there is to say.