I'm a fan (and you should be too) because...

Of reasons I could not possibly begin to explain.

Any band that takes me a step further away from the edge is a band that I'll always find comfort in, a band that I'll always have love for. A band that I'll have tattooed on my wrist just to remind me. Just in case I fall into a coma some day and wake up. Then I can look at the ink and remember that at one point this band saved me.