have to agree with the guy who mentioned the beginning of every man has a molly.
"you goddamn kids best be gracious with the merch money you spend,
cos for you i won't ever have rough sex with molly connelly again"
a fucking classic as is i got your money

@ melaninj: it might have happened. It happened to me once or twice haha. Fucking immature children lol

When I was spat onto the earth in a stream of guts
By Mother Nature, that green-eyed slut

first time i heard that i was like... what?
but after hearing it and understanding what he says i thought it was hilarious

"You're no witch, you're no wench, you're like Bjork with better fashion sense"

lol. Favorite song off the new album

I smiled reading all of these. And @Joey Boy, I love that too! Haha, I wonder if that really happened...

Having rough sex with molly conolly is a classic

i love listening to High School Lows, and he's like "All these HIGHHH SCHOOL days."
i laugh so hard.

I think the line in hate every one "rich hippy girl with the gas guzzler"is pretty funny. mostly because it describes the area i live in so well! every time i hear it i can't help but smile and look around

I have to agree with you on "the presidential suite" beginning. I still giggle listening to it haha. Although I think the extra bit to Hate Everyone that was on the original version was hilarious. It was at the part where Max lists off things he hates and he says "I HATE my best friend in 3rd grade who told everyone I said I was gay even though at the time I thought it meant happy" its so funny how he transitions from singing to monotone voice.

And of course the entirety of the 'Baby, I Got Your Money' cover.